palmist:

i love this blooper 

(via sherlock-holmeless)

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

(via acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman)

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

image

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pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

(Source: bunrobot, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

(Source: oh-my-gerard-way, via xogrrd)

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mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

(via acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman)

HOW TO ANNOY FAST FOOD WORKERS

(Source: cuddlyhowell, via twerking-lester)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

stileinskii:

Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS

a band called Imagine Birds

(Source: pipertomyalex, via bitchingqueenoferebor)

pish-taco:

this gets even funnier when you learn it wasn’t scripted; misha wasn’t paying attention so richard intervened

(Source: babblingbrooke, via supernaturality)