*Snape casually eavesdropping*
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
THEIR REACTIONS ALONE
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Sam, we’re still in the Shire. What could possibly happen?
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
THIS IS FUCKIN PERFECT